LOGIC MONKEY: “Come, my boon companions! Let us bisect yon wayfarer and divest the resulting detritus of any lucre.”
SWORD GOD: “Naw. I say we cut him in half and steal his gold.”
ARCHER: “I think that’s what he said.”
SWORD GOD: “Don’t take his side!”
Group approaches Sword Gimp.
SWORD GIMP: “Hi guys. Um, nice day, isn’t it?”
SWORD GOD: “A nice day to cut you in half.”
SWORD GIMP: “What? Is there anything I can do to change your mind?”
SWORD GOD: “Okay. Give us your money, and we’ll cut you in half.”
SWORD GIMP: “You mean, ‘or’, right?”
SWORD GOD: “What?”
SWORD GIMP: “You want me to give you my money, OR you’ll cut me in half.”
SWORD GOD: “Why would I say something like that?”
LOGIC MONKEY: “Allow me. What my erudite friend is attempting to elucidate is that he believes you to be committing the fallacy of the false dichotomy.”
SWORD GOD: Draws sword and points it at LOGIC MONKEY. “I’ll dichotomy you if you don’t shut up!”
Sword Gimp starts backing off.
ARCHER: “Guys, he’s getting away.” Draws sword.
Group turns attention to SWORD GIMP. LOGIC MONKEY draws his sword.